• If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
• Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.
• If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire. :p
• 80% of boys have girlfriends.Rest 20% are having brain.
• Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
• Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.
• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
• That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.
• The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
• Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
• God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
• Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.
• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
• A Boss is like a diaper… Always on your ass, and usually full of Shit.
• “Cancer cures smoking!!”
• Trust No-one as Trust also contains “RUST” in it.
• Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.
• Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.
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